La saga du trésor du gang des Postiches

Je vous suggère de lire cet article passionnant qui raconte une saga, digne d'un film de gangsters à l'ancienne, qui raconte les tribulations du trésor de guerre, accumulé par le célèbre gang des postiches".

Célèbres pour une série de 27 braquages dans des quartiers chics, ces 4 gangsters sapés comme des princes, aux pratiques hors-la-loi et parfois violentes, ont été liés à quelques figures mythiques du grand banditisme hexagonal et italien (François Besse, Jacques Mesrines, ...).

Le plus rocambolesque c'est de voir comment le "serial killer" français actuel, soit Michel Fourniret, serait celui qui leur ait raflé leur magot. Comme le souligne un autre article, cet homme accumulerait un nombre de facettes obscures assez incroyable, un malfaisant plutôt le "silence des agneaux" que "touche pas au grisbi" pour les postiches.

Car, s'il y a eu déjà des tueurs en série animés d'obscurs fantasmes ­ ici la «virginité» de ses victimes si l'on se fie aux premiers aveux ­, s'il y a eu des meurtriers de sang-froid pour s'accaparer de l'argent, s'il y a eu des malfrats volant d'autres malfrats, s'il y a eu des «monstres» capables de donner le change avec une vie familiale apparemment rangée et une aspiration à la vie de château, s'il y a eu de grands pervers susceptibles de faire basculer dans une complicité morbide des visiteuses de prison fragiles, s'il y a eu tout cela au fil des affaires qui font l'actualité judiciaire, il n'y a jamais eu, de mémoire contemporaine, tout cela associé en même temps, et au même homme.


Tous les détails sont ici. De quoi inspirer un scénariste en mal d'inspiration. Ou pourquoi pas un Tarantino qui nous ressortirait des aventures de gangsters branquignols à la "reservoir dogs (le script)".

MR. PINK
"Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. BLUE
No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive--

MR. PINK
--Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists.

JOE
(looking through his address book) Toby...who the fuck is Toby? Toby...Toby...think...think... think...

MR. PINK
It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.

MR. ORANGE
Which one is "True Blue?"

NICE GUY EDDIE
You don't remember "True Blue?" That was a big ass hit for Madonna. Shit, I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue."

MR. ORANGE
Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

MR. BROWN
I hate Madonna.

MR. BLUE
I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

MR. PINK
Hey, fuck all that, I'm making a point here. You're gonna make me lose my train of thought.

JOE
Oh fuck, Toby's that little china girl.

MR. WHITE
What's that?

JOE
I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. Toby what? that the fuck was her last name?

MR. PINK
Where was I?

MR. ORANGE
You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl who finds a sensitive fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.

MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. PINK
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin tunnels. Now she's gettin this serious dick action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since
forever. Pain.

JOE
Chew? Toby Chew? No.

MR. PINK
It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."

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